John Is Not Funny... RSS

...but he's great at self-deprecation!

Here, you shall find:
*Painfully random thoughts
*Painfully fake-captioned sports photos
*Obscure songs that only I like
*Live blogs for things that don't deserve live blogs
*Nonsensical stories, as told through subway services at specific stations.
*"Ridiculous Things I Was Idiotically Afraid of As a Child"
*"My Top 5 Favorite (blank)"
*Swine Flu threat levels
*The Over/Under hockey game
*Maybe some ninjas

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Oct
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Oct
13th
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“Everything Counts” [In Larger Amounts] (1983)


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Oct
12th
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“Get the Balance Right!” [Combination Mix] (1983)


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Oct
11th
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DM 12” singles continue.

“Leave in Silence” [Longer] (1982)

Technically not a very special mix in the U.S., as it’s the album version.


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Oct
10th
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“Just Can’t Get Enough” [Schizo Mix] by Depeche Mode (1981)

And so begins the long string of Depeche Mode 12” singles that I’ll be posting that I’ve been planning for a while.

I posted one ages ago.  It pre-dates this single, in fact.  Find it here.  These will come chronologically.


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Oct
7th
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“Homicide” by 999 (1978)


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Almost anything is fun with the proper amount of booze, Jon.

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Almost anything is fun with the proper amount of booze, Jon.


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Oct
6th
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Sigh...

  • Joe: This guy has a... $40,000 painting?
  • Joe: Oh, no.
  • Joe: $150,000.
  • Me: As a Painting that is worth less than that, I feel awful.

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Orlando Cabrera of the Minnesota Twins hails a taxicab under the impression that the game is over after his seventh inning home run.

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Orlando Cabrera of the Minnesota Twins hails a taxicab under the impression that the game is over after his seventh inning home run.


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“Peek-a-Boo” by Siouxsie & the Banshees (1988)

#1 song on Billboard’s first Modern Rock Tracks chart.  Also, the music was recorded and then reversed and that’s awesome.


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